Notable Quotables

Circumcision gone horribly awry

  • Jordan: I worked at a bris, maaaaad foreskin
  • Jessica: Yum
  • Jordan: That is disgusting
  • Jessica: Hopefully you weren't serving the foreskin
  • Jordan: People thought they were eating cream cheese with bits of lox in it...they weren't
  • Jessica: Jordan, that's just gross. Some things are funny and some things aren't
  • Jordan: They were scallions